June 2012
I’m dead tired…
Odio lavar ventanas!!!
… y tengo que seguir mañana :(
Quédate con la persona que soporte tu locura.
Mi timidez ha arruinado tantas buenas...
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
6AM and I’m checking out paint colors and bought myself a denim jacket.
It really pays to shop around:
Originally I found it for $50 +tax +s/h= $63 -but- ended up getting it for $40 +no tax & free s/h
Modern Family
tooomba:
Alex: What’s Jägermeister? Phil: Um, well you know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.
sodamnrelatable:
via laugh-addict
Me cuddling with the person I like: Omg. This is so nice. Lets just hold each other forever and be next to each other. I just want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart. Nothing else needs to happen. This is so sweet and romantic. I love cuddling with you.
Me two minutes later: Lol screw this. Take your pants off.
lickinglucifer:
truckzilla:
imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook
Aprendan de los zombies, y quieran a alguien por...
consecratio:
to die by my computer’s side is such a heavenly way to die
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: oh and crocs
WHEN I FIND MY FRIEND AFTER WE GET SEPARATED AT A...
howdoiputthisgently: